KIWANIS

Wow, the world is becoming interesting as we get to discover new things. We are now being accused of trying to forge our looks. Aha, the women. That everything from top to bottom is a fake (Kiwani). Check this out………..

• That the hair is on most occasions synthetic, a fibre that tries to cheat the brothers the size of our hair is longer and thicker than what is beneath.
• That the face is covered with a foundation (liquid powder) as we try to conceal the pimples and the rough skin.
• That we wear fake eye lashes and mascara so that they can look dark and longer, for those of us who have not been blessed with thick ones.
• That we have even gone ahead to wear contact lenses so that we can dictate the colour of eyes we so wish to have, depending on the occasion and the mood.
• That we want to have a perfect nose so we go for a nose job to reduce the width of the nose and elongate it, they call it beauty.
• That we want to have full lips like for Angelina Jolie so we have to do a cosmetic surgery to have fats added on to it to make them whole and more african.
• That we want to have a perfect smile and white sparkling like for Halle Berry so we visit a dentist and do away with our old set of embarrassing teeth.
• That we are so fed up of our nails that we need to have new type of claws added to our finger nails which give a ……… touch.
• That we want to have D cup size of breasts (Full) so we do a boob job to be like Janet Jackson and to attract brothers.
• That our hips must not lie, just like Shakira’s so we are compelled to wear some type of jeans that enhance them, for the ones that are not blessed and do a liposuction to remove extra fats for the ones that have been given abundantly.
• And last but not least, we need to have a different, stylish accent to curve out our “niche”, to be unique.
• Ooh, I forgot, I promise this will be the last one. Even the walking style has got to change if you have a perfect body! We gotta walk like Naomi Campell!
  

Next time I will let you know why women do this!