BEAUTIFUL LIARS………. HA HA HA

Tell me how you tolerate the things that you just found out about? You never know….. You have just learnt that she lied to you about her age and she is as old as your elder sister who is 4 years older than you!

Who said if you tell people your real age you will die? Eeh, women, you, you and you, yes don’t you shy away, am talking about you. Women are so fast to conceal their real ages. If am wrong why are you guilty? Imagine if this world would be a place where almost everything is open, including our ages! I am meant to understand that this habit has also caught up with guys. That they also want to be seen as young as who knows how old. I thought they preferred to be treated as old guys since they are believed to be more experienced, reliable, mature and sensible. But the women want to remain in their 20’s. And these days they proudly refer to it as mid- 20’s not just 20’s. I often ask myself so many questions when I read any article on Beyonce and Ashante and somewhere between the lines they are always 25 years of age! Now that applies to like the last seven years when they came into the limelight. But woe unto us African women who can hardly afford to have a plastic surgery so that we can remain as young looking as the gorgeous Halle Berry. It is expensive and the maintenance costs are too high.

So for that matter we better accept and comfortably say the true age. I mean, I assume that 99% of the times we are lying about our age is when we want to impress a dude huh? I propose that from today onwards we must confess the real age so that we can remain with the ones who will truly love us. At the back of our minds we know that we are three, four, six years older than our “age”, the one we have just awarded ourselves. As I write this, I promise to tell whoever risks to ask me my real age the one and only truth.